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First, John McLaren, the bench coach and Interim Manager, is reported to be leaving the team to go off with his BFF Jimbo Riggleman to drink Wild Turkey and watch bad daytime television during their extended unemployment.
Then, oh, he changed his mind and he isn’t going anywhere, ha ha, disregard that, I suck cocks.
All I’m thinking is
Wake me up once you’ve made up your mind.